Try answering the questions before going to the next. See if are as
smart as the boy.
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
her students the
teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade.My
sister is in the
third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the
principal’s office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and
tells her, “I think
Boy can go to the third-grade.” the teacher says to
the principal, “I
have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I
have only two
Boy., after a moment “Legs.”
Teacher : “What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?”
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky? The
principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open
really wide and before
he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking
restless, a bit
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ &
if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it’s
longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man
gives it to his wife
after they’re married?
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
“Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!”smart as the boy.
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